This minor change which has occurred means that Mr. Mitchell will find less hair in the shower and on the bathroom floor and in his bed and on his couch and in his coats. It also means that I will save about 30 minutes everyday trying to keep up with my hair.
(If you haven't figured out the minor change, I just don't know what to do with you.)
I don't care for how I look with short hair, but it was a necessity at this point. Plus, it feels nice.